Okay, interesting twist time. We all know about the stereotypical Hollywood high school cliques seen in cheesy 80's and 90's movies. There's always a jock, a nerd, a skater, etc. Well here's my take on which video game series I think best fit those cliché high school cliques.
Jock – Grand Theft Auto
They’re the coolest kids in school, beloved by almost
everyone even though they get into trouble from time to time. Sure they pick on
other cliques and can be offensive, but they’re just so good at what they do.
Whether you love or hate them, you still respect them from taking the team to
the state championship…or something like that.
Geek – Lego Series
If there’s ever a series that has its hand in nearly every
major player of geek-culture, it’s the Lego series of games. Batman, DC
Universe, Star Wars, Marvel Universe, Indiana Jones – if it’s got a following
of geeks ready to pummel you with useless facts that nobody else knows or cares
about, Lego will make a game about it. I’m still waiting for my Lego: Doctor Who by the way. MAKE IT
HAPPEN!
Skater – Sonic the Hedgehog
He’s fast, he’s hip, and he doesn't give a damn that you
like Mario more than him – he’s gonna keep living fast and hard and listening
to Sonic Youth on his Walkman (see what I did there?). Seriously, the tennis
shoes, the spiked hair, and the demeanor just scream Skater, and frankly, it’s
perfect, especially because the sole purpose of everyone’s favorite blue blur
was to bring attitude to the video game world.
Hipster – Minecraft
No matter how many clones released that are predicated on
creative world design and a little bit of survival, Minecraft will always be the game to say they were doing it long
before the rest of the posers. Like a hipster creates a look that we know took
a long time to assemble yet they claim took no effort at all, so too does Minecraft have that feel of beautiful gameplay
and simplistically stunning graphics that look as though they took little to no
effort to create. When everyone is playing games like this in the future
through our implanted brain chip virtual reality simulators, we’ll look back
and appreciate Minecraft for making
what was once uncool cool again.
Scenester – Saints Row
Oh Saints Row –
always eager to fit in yet somehow only getting labeled as a GTA-wannabe. We
know that you’re an open-world game, but GTA made it popular first. And those
crazy antics and insane weapons? Well, sure they’re fun and all but it just
seems like you’re trying too hard. Honestly, we appreciate you for what you
are, but we simply cannot ignore the fact that you’re a poser that will never
live up to the hype and awesomeness of GTA.
Prep – Final Fantasy
If there is any series out there more concerned with keeping
up appearances, I haven’t found it. When you've been around as long as Final
Fantasy and are known for not only setting trends but also destroying them
altogether with your style and gameplay, you’re bound to be under a lot of
pressure to do it time and again with every game you release. Sure, they’re
always a candidate for prom king GOTY, and people always get excited
about what new clothes innovations they release, but sometimes they don’t
live up to expectations.
Nerd – World of Warcraft
Mean Girls – Call of Duty
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized
by Call of Duty? Seriously, it’s
the series that walks into a room and everyone immediately hates them for one
reason or another. However, with over 120 million games sold, the franchise has
the clout to back-up its claim as the “popular” kids at school. Still, no matter
how popular they are, they’re obnoxious in the way they belittle everyone else
for not being them.
Emo – Metal Gear
Seriously, is there a more complicated and long-winded story line than that of Metal Gear? Every time I read up on the canon I feel
like I reading a script of a damn soap opera. The series itself is said to not
take itself too seriously, but then it goes ahead and creates lengthy,
emotionally driven trailers for their upcoming game. The only things missing
from this series is a soundtrack featuring Dashboard Confessional and Hinder
(please God no).
Well there you have it - my take on video game series as stereotypical high school cliques. Have any other suggestions? Agree or disagree with my choices? Feel free to let me know on Twitter or in the comments below.
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